Have you ever been in a situation that you felt was so bad, so unbearable that you just wanted out? But you were too… what? lazy, stupid, befuddled to know exactly how to extricate yourself from the knot. Maybe you didn’t want to deal with the drama and the pain that you knew would explode [...]

It’s Saturday night and I’m posting. Meaning I’m home. Meaning I’m a loser. Whatever people. You just keep your judgements to yourself while I crack another beer all by my lonesome. I’m watching football (Clemson is getting KILLED in the first half. Niiiiiccccceeee. Ugh.) and the Weather Channel. Gustav… No effing way. Right? I mean, [...]

I don’t want to type this. I. Don’t. But I can’t seem to stop my fingers. They’re just going across the keyboard all cocky like they own the joint. I don’t want to stir stuff up or be a rabblerouser. I promised myself that no matter what happened with the speech last night I would [...]

Meredith wrote a thing about being an Air Force Brat yesterday. Yep, me too. Ms. A.F. Bratty McBratbrat here. We moved a lot. You know what you can do when you move a lot? You can lie your tookus off that’s what. There are no consequences to the lying. It’s beautiful. Because you know as [...]

Phew. Excellent points made yesterday people. I like opinions. And you all kept your dukes down. Bravo. So what we need now are some boobies. “But Carolyn, how are you going to segue from politics to boobies?” Like that’s ever been much of a leap…

Moving right along.

You know all that unsolicited mail you get? Some [...]

Scott to me, “You get the food I’ll get the tickets. Break.”

So I’m standing in line, alone, ordering my fish tacos and this sultry voice from behind me asks, “So what’s good here.”

Oh, hello stranger. You’re at a fish taco place. Order the fish tacos. Sultry stranger asks, “So how many tacos do you think [...]

I had written a thing on here. A post today. It’s still here mostly. I had to delete some stuff. Because Scott told me to. Grrr. That’s all I’ll say about that. Onward ho.

There’s been a lot of talk on the blogs lately about why people blog. Ms. Picket said this. And Jen W said [...]

You know when you have that night out where you’re too tired and too zoney or forgot your meds or whatever and you’re just not as cute and charming as you claim to be? Shut up, you totally have nights like that. Ugh. I had one last night. After driving north for 40 minutes WHILE [...]

ME: What are you doing?

THEM: We need to collect some sticks. We’re building a time machine.

ME: Oh, ok then. Have fun.

TEMPEL: MOOOOMMMMMMM! I need a hammer.

ME: Ok, don’t bang on any part of your sister. And nowhere near the car.

TEMPEL: Oh, and I need rubber gloves and a clock and you know those candles that [...]

I typed this whole post out last night on my Blackberry. Because my internet was down. Again. Because Comcast is trying to teach me a lesson about electronic co-dependence or something. Back off Comcast! I’ve got a husband and children to give me crap about that already. Anyway, somehow everything I typed on the ‘berry [...]