Phase One has begun for the mythical Garagemahal which is being erected in my backyard.
I know some of you are not in the biz as they say. You’re not, you know, “building professionals” such as myself. So you laymen probably don’t know the technical Architectural term for Phase One of a new Construction Project. Allow me to enlighten you.
Phase One is known, Architecturally speaking, as the Holy Shit Phase.
Holy. Shit.
That’s a big ass hole in my backyard.
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Often followed by the "Damn, What Have I Done" phase or the other popular "I'll Break All The Bones In Your Body If You Delay Delivery One More Time" phase.
I completely drug out the 'i' in 'shit' for about 30 seconds. Then I gave a little whistle at the end that seemed to say 'damn!'
Ahhh… I know the Holy Shit Phase. For some odd reason, that seems to be where most of our construction projects stall. So you can wander around my house and yard, pointing repeatedly and saying "Holy. Shit." – It's kinda like cleaning a kid's room. You pull EVERYTHING out of everywhere, lose steam and decide… I don't wanna do this. So you grab a drink and sit down to read blogs.
Or wait… is that just me that does that?
Um, honey? That is bigger then a big ass hole.
Also? When I first read the title to that post, I thought it said, "Gargamel". I thought it was going to be some Smurf related post.
That is definitely a garagemahal-worthy hole in your yard. Here's hoping the follow-through at your house is better than mine!
My husband teared up when I showed him this. He wants on too. Thanks.
Soon to be followed by the "How much more to do xyz which is now deemed Imperative" phase.
Hole-Lee Hell!
Ha ha hee hee! I'm not laughing at your post, my friend, I'm laughing at the fact that from a distance (at least on my laptop) that dirt piled up looks like its own little
Let's hope you don't get any rain soon or the girls and Brewster will think it's one big mud puddle. Ack! xxoo
'village.' What's a garagemahal without one?
I totally speak Holy Shit.
Thank god it's not the second coming of Noah down south like it is up here or else, girl: land slide!
After all the other swear word phases that will come, you will end with the last one:
Hot Damn!
Awesome. We had that phase too, followed by the 'how are we paying for this shit again?' phase.
At least there's not a big asshole in your back yard.
We built a garage in 2005. This was an actual "aw, shit," rather than a metaphorical one, because they broke our leach field.
Hope yours is better than that!