If you had walked into my house five minutes ago this is the scene you would have stumbled upon:
Someone, perhaps a small child, is wailing in the other room. I am panting, sweating out of breath, red in the face. Blood streaming down my leg. Black soot all over the right side of my body. Scott is in another room yelling to someone in broken Spanglish, WHAT IF IT’S CANCER CAUSING?! AND THE CARPET IS RUINED! I am holding the dog in a death grip and he is barking his head off and trying desperately to get down and attack the workmen. The sound of an 80 year old plaster cast mantle piece is shattering. And I’m yelling to Tempel, I DON’T GIVE A SHIT! And Tempel is yelling back, BUT SHE’LL DIE! SHE SAID SHE WOULD BE ON THIS HUNGER STRIKE FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE! YOU CAN’T LET MY SISTER DIE!
Gee I'm sorry I missed that…sounds like you are having a FABULOUS day. Remember it's never to early for wine.
Jesus! Thats nuts, you need another vacation!
Good god! It's like a scene from a Quentin Tarantino movie. I mean, without the guns.
you know what this means, right?
MILLER TIME!
And it's only Wednesday!
I'm with Picket!
But I also kind of wish I could have been there to see that. You are going to tell us what the hunger strike is about, right?
And adding on to Dana's thought, why you're bleeding and covered with soot. Were you able to keep the dog in hand? HOLY COW, girl!!!!
Now that's My kind of Party.
I'm with Stiletto Mom, wine…or pray. It's good to do both. You just gotta ask yourself WWJD????
Answer?
He drank wine, my friend. He drank wine.
I think I've used WWJD on every blog now, but will continue to until *I* stop laughing….
Momma needs a vacation.
Wow. And I get nervous when someone raises their voice, much less yells. I hope everyone's day improved after that debacle of epic proportions!
That's sounds like summer vacation alright.
NOW is it clear as to why I started drinking VODKA ten years ago???????
yeah.
HAHA. Is this made for TV? You really need a cocktail, yes?
I hate to say it but that sounds so much more interesting than anything going on under my roof!
…. are you all okay????
OH yes….Kurt's right. Hello, summer vacation.
Came to this late – hope you had that wine, and that everyone is eating and functioning.
Wow. I can't wait to have pre-teens and teens. That sounds like it's just a party waiting to happen.
yeesh. No wonder parents are so happy to send their kids off to college.