The Garagemahal is getting bigger. I think it’s all the rain. It makes things grow. It also makes my framing crew disappear. It’s like magic.
You know I’m not calling it Le Petite Shed so um yeah, it’s a big garage. And I have grown tired of the, “Wow it’s really big” comments so I have devised a new strategy to handle them . . .
THEM: Wow, it’s big.
ME: I know, right. Well, we had to go big to make room for everyone. Our recession proof new business venture will be open in time for Christmas! But even if we do those small modular glassed in booths like in the Red Light District we’ll still need that full second story to make room for all ten girls. And don’t you worry neighbor, we will have totally clean and hot chicks who aren’t here to fuel their drug habit but who really always wanted to be prostitutes. The girls who would take the bottom of their t-shirts and pull them up through the neck hole making that sexy belly stick out on the playground. Those kids do grow up you know! And we will be a high class professional brothel. No skanks here. And I plan to be the greatest pimp ever. I won’t beat our bitches. Unless they totally deserve it. So yeah, it’s big but it’s going to be great! Here’s a coupon and a condom for your first visit.
I think that will go over nicely with the Buckhead Betty’s.
It's looking good! BTW- Jay was cracking up at your "Chimichanga's for the first person who shows up with a hammer" tweet. He thought that was Hi-larious!
Can I have some space on the top floor for my craft room? Or just a small corner for all my wrapping paper is really all I need! Thanks!
it is hugh…hope it has a game room in there too, happy weekend
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Alright hold on just a minute. I NEVER wanted to be a prostitute. Maybe one of the counselors from the movie Meatballs, but never a prostitute.
Just had to represent for the big bellied elementary shirtkini'ed hos in the hizzouse.
Lookin good lady! Can I live there? Please? My in-laws are becoming unbearable and at this rate, your oversized shed is going to be ready before my house is. Sigh.
I was going to say, "I'm picking out my wallpaper right now!" To kind of imply that I want some space in your giant garage. But then I realized that might make me sound like I wanted to be a prostitute….
Which I don't.
In case anyone was wondering.
Confession – in your previous posts about the garage (which, let me just say, it's not the size that counts), I've been reading it in my head as Gargamel, sworn enemy of all Smurfs, and I thought, "Hmm…well, that's an interesting play on words."
So…yeah…that's one Smurfin' big garage.
Also? Garagemahal makes a lot more sense.
My husband is so jealous!
hahahahahahahahahah, too funny.
aww yeah, bit o' amsterdam up in ya head…!
looks good, can't wait to see it w/ windows in. Got enough (red) light?
–brian
Garagemahal is the best name. EVER.
And the coupon and condom? Great touch!
I'd like an application please. Things have a been a bit lean around here lately.
Will you wear a fedora that matches your full length coat?
I totally wear my shirt like that. I am awesome.
"No Skanks" is a firm policy for me so I'm really glad my mom made me get it tattooed below my belly button in fifth grade. It's saved me numerous times.
it is SOOOO Taj. I love you.
Ahh, those Buckhead Bettys won't know what hit them. Or maybe they'll think that some East Snobb (Cobb) family has moved in. You know, those peeps from "outside" the perimeter.
I'm with bernthis… uh, can I have a job? LOL. And I aspire to be way more than a prostitute. I wanna be a pimp just like you.
Garagemahal! That's a good one.
Great meeting you and I'm so glad I came by here tonight. I really needed a big chuckle.
Showed it to Old Dog, who now has garage-envy….
wow – that IS big. So, um, are you taking applications yet? Or what?
- Margaret
Shelley Casey. That girl's name was Shelley Casey and she started doing that in the first grade.
*sigh*
Buckhead Bettys? Awesome.
That's some awesome garage!
I had to show this to my wife… She was not happy about how big my "home away from home" is. I only have a 24' X 30' with a loft.