ME: Your kids are weird man.
SCOTT: What are they doing?
ME: Well, Parker found her roller skates and has been wearing them all day. She’s roller skating all over the house. She won’t take them off. It’s just like –
SCOTT: Roller Girl.
ME: What?
SCOTT: Roller Girl. From Boogie Nights.
ME: Yeah, I know who Roller Girl is. But this is our 8 year old we’re talking about. I was going to go with Tootie from Facts of Life or Olivia Newton-John in Xanadu or something.
SCOTT: Uh, no. I’m a guy. We pretty much go straight to porn.
ME: Shaking head and walking away. Men.
Yes my husband and I usually have the Facts of Live/Porn disconnect as well. Something about chromosones or testosterone or hairy toes or something. Whatever it is makes them willing to watch Sex & the City with us, so I'll take it.
I had no idea that Roller Girl was porn. That's because I'm innocent and pure.
You could really turn the tables the next time hot dogs are on the menu at your house.
without men we'd have no…….
well….. I'll have to get back to you on that…….
Okay, my first thought went to Roller Girl from Boogie Nights too. My second thought was concern for your hardwoods. Don't know what this says about me.
I forgot Tootie was on skates the whole time. What a slut!
Just kidding. My daughter did the same thing. She's 14 and STILL not pregnant. Your witness.
Does the fact that I thought of roller-skating waitresses from "Happy Days" mean I'm old? Shit.
Can we introduce our husbands? Because every once in a while we have a pole dancing reference at our house. Pfft. Men.
HAHAHAHA! So typical!
Too funny! That is exactly what my husband would say. Although he professes not to *like* porn. Right.
Yep, 'bout right.
It's true, he's right. Don't fight it, and don't hate him for it.
Love it
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Oh yeah, it's true… you say "clown", and I'm thinking "clown porn"… it's embedded in our DNA…the Y chromosome is evil…