ME: Holy shitoly – watching E! red carpet live and I just saw The Situation unbutton his shirt on the red carpet to show his abs. What a massive tool.
DARCY: I’m watching the carpet, too. On E. don’t rockstars look like such tools? They are ALL and I mean ALL the A/V dorks from highschool.
ME: Green Day’s just cool…even though they have cheesy castoffs from Rent singing with them.
DARCY: I love Green Day but missed the beginning: Is Green Day the new “rent”? WTF sellouts. Also, Gaga is so much cooler than Madonna ever was.
ME: I had no idea Gaga was so talented. She’s so weird it distracted me. Also, the lead singer of Green Day is like a tiny rock leprechaun. I feel like he could just pop out of your pocket any time and smash your hotel room.
DARCY: Luv taytay. But she ain’t country.
ME: No, but did you catch that “I wrote my own songs” dig? Love that shit. You tell ‘em girl.
DARCY: Also, Paramore? Kesha? Never heard.
ME: Paramore had that song on the Twilight soundtrack. Not that I have that on my iPod.
DARCY: You so do! It’s obvious I’m not cool AT ALL anymore: I’ve never heard of the Zac Brown band either.
ME: You heard the Zac Brown in my car when you were here. They’re from Georgia. Oh! I know Spinal Tap! Excuse me while I go take my Geritol.
DARCY: What is the purpose of the other guy in the Peas?
ME: He’s probably the one that makes sure everyone gets back on the bus. I LOVE Kings of Leon. Please tell me they’re not douchebags for starting their own clothing line.
DARCY: So I tucked myself in with the tv on upstairs. Paul working at the dining room table. Apparently I got a bit too enthused singing along with Living on a Prayer and Paul calls upstairs, “d, you okay???” Uh yeah. I’m fine.
ME: You’re halfway there. I really wanted that Jennifer Nettles to get off the stage and stop doing that chicken neck head thing. Also, you know how we’ll know we’ve finally gotten to the future? Not jetpacks…but watching 3D without the glasses.
DARCY: Dear Shrinks: Please start studying Paris Jackson right now. She will have Daddy Issues like never before. She will start a new ERA of Daddy Issues. She will be the Queen Daughter of the King of Pop of Daddy Issues.
ME: You’re SO right about MJ’s kids. Maybe OJ’s kids – who witnessed their father murder their mother but blocked it out because it was too traumatic - can be their sponsors.
DARCY: On the other hand, my love affair with Marshall Mathers continues even though I couldn’t hear a damn swear word he said. I am sucker for junkies from Detroit. I think I’ll start writing Lil Wayne in the pokey.
Oh dear lord!! I want you two to start emailing me. Although, because I have teenagers, it’s possible I may be way cooler. Lu made me listen to Paramore way before they were popular.
This post made me snort coffee out my nose. Thanks for that.
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Omg you two crack me up!
Who WAS that woman singing with Bon Jovi, and what was wrong with her neck?
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Damn. Almost makes me wish I had watched them!
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You two crack me up! Thanks for the laugh this morning!
“Oh! I know Spinal Tap! Excuse me while I go take my Geritol.” BEST. LINE. EVER. Also…you could totally write for the Fug Girls. This made my day!
is it me or do you think it’s odd that no one seems too concerned that i’m in lurve with Marsh?
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I’m concerned, Darcy. You could wind up in a trunk or something.
I thought the exact same thing about the other guys in BEP. What do they do? Are they just ambiance?
Gaga is crazy awesome. And I mean both of those words.
I do know Paramore and Keisha, in fact they are on my (new! squee!) iPhone, I am clearly the coolest person alive.
I was totally skeeved out by the wee Jacksons. So not right.
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Um, yeah…Jennifer Nettles… I kept thinking it was like a bad Saturday Night Live skit.
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‘Lil Wayne in the pokey’ hahahahaha
i love you bitches
ps. love your new header. tre chic
Toes in the water, ass in the sand, not a worry in the world, a cold beer in my hand, life was good today…life was good today….come on…this is my mantra….the Zac Brown Band!
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I will have you know that I heard a black eyed pea song today….driving in the car cracking up over the comment of what does the last guy do? Make sure everyone gets on the bus…..genius! And yes, GAGA is very distracting. How about sitting behind that mess trying to watch the show? LOSE THE HAT ALREADY….we get it – you are uber creative….still – lose the hat.