I said out loud to my husband, “You can NOT have Suck my dick as your ringtone on your cell.”
When all was said and done I had removed seven pairs of my kids underwear from the dining room table. Why?
I was sick with a fierce cold/sinus infection situation. And you know you’re supposed to feed a cold… Convo via email:
ME: Can one “chug” solid food? Because I don’t know another word to describe the manner in which I just ate that piece of cake.
DARCY: Oddly, I just shotgunned some leftover lasagna.
I’m halfway through The Book Thief and I’m worried that Max isn’t going to make it.
It snowed.
It snowed a lot. Not as much as it did in the Northeast but Atlanta managed to freak the eff out anyway. It’s kind of what we do.
Yeah, that pretty much covers it.
I don’t have a cold and I plan on shotgunning some lasagna tonight.
i have not felt like blogging in a very long time – however you continue to make me laugh out loud when i’m supposed to be working on conference calls. Classic ringtone btw.
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Hey, Atlanta, your weather-related freak-out caused my in-laws to be at my place near DC for A WHOLE EXTRA DAY because you canceled their inbound flight from DC AND their outbound flight to Freeport, Bahamas! And that was a whole day of entertaining I had not planned on. So, thanks for that!
I snorted at the thought of chugging cake and shotgunning lasagna.
I loved the chugged/shotgunned comments. Definitely.
I was in Myrtle Beach for the snow. Talk about freaked out. I laughed. Alot.
My ringtone on my hubby’s phone? “Cherry Pie” by Warrant. Talk about embarassing. Explain that to teenagers.
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I’m sorry, but where do you live?
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My hubby’s favorite ring tone: Eastbound and Down. (song from Smokey and the Bandit) It. Is. Awful.
I’m pretty sure I have chugged a piece of cake. Or twelve.
I’ll see your snow and raise you four feet. Yeah. It’s been fun.
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It was my daughter’s 5th birthday recently and I allowed her to have a piece of the amazing cake I made for her. Wasn’t that nice of me? Today was 72*. I’m too fat for warm weather yet so it’s freaking me out. May have something to do with all the cake I make for other people and then eat. And since everyone else is sharing, my ringtone is my then-two year old singing the ABC’s. It’s annoying, it’s too low for me to hear so I miss 95% of my cell phone calls and everyone always says when they do hear it, “What the hell is that noise?” I just can’t be rid of it, though. Glad to have you blogging again!
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That ring tone would be even worse than the ridiculous one my husband has. Amazing what we have to tell men, isn’t it?
I love The Book Thief!
You’re nuts
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Braja can suck it.
Also: my new ringtone might be “Yummy Yummy” which is not even a song I know to be real… but…
whatever. Off to shotgun ice cream..
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Aw, such pretty snow.
I think that is the perfect ringtone for Scott! Come on!
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I take it residents of Atl freak out just as much as residents of Augusta do whenever it so much as threatens to snow? Granted, it’s not everyday (or year) we get eight inches of snow dumped on us, but you’d think it was the apocalypse the way people were raiding the grocery stores around here.
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And to think I was in NOLA and missed it! The pictures of children and snowmen were cool.
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